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does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic  

when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise

he graduated high school for masturbating

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