88th:
does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating
Tracks
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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
remember when my cat helped make pizza
I expect a certain blogger will get here soon
ah yes, it’s only a matter of time until tumblr user my-cat-helped-make-pizza will be here
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do twin boys have the same penis size?
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I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
i just like to draw these two ok
This is “graffiti” etched into the side of a wall in one of the towers in the Tower of London by a prisoner who was charged with being a sorcerer. Didn’t help his plea I’m sure.
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wHAT
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